Episodes

Nov. 15, 2021

Little Monsters | 263

It's a 2-fer this week as Brent is joined by Producer Lisa to talk all things MONSTERS! Including her favorite childhood film, Little Monsters. AND we sneak in a CAFEteria 51 to try the Peanut Butter and Onion sandwiches Fred...

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Nov. 8, 2021

Double Walker w/ Sylvie Mix and Colin West | 262

A little girl is found dead on Christmas day in a small Midwestern town. That same night a mysterious young woman moves to town and is revealed to be none other than the ghost of the little girl, and she is determined to piec...

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Nov. 1, 2021

A (Very) Short History of Life On Earth w/ Henry Gee | 261

This week Henry Gee sits down with Brent to talk his new book A (Very) Short History of Life On Earth. 4.6 Billion years in 12 Pithy Chapters! Where do we come from? Where did the dinosaurs go? Why is CBot so stupid? We are a...

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Oct. 28, 2021

Mad Blurry Hysteria: Halloween Edition | Bonus

All three of us idiots are back this week for Mad Blurry Hysteria nonsense. This week we talk fine real-estate with the Nightmare on Elm Street House for sale, Aztec Black Mirror shenanigans, and Cocaine Hippos…. They are as...

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Oct. 18, 2021

Voicemails! | 260

You have asked for it and asked for it so here it is, a whole episode devoted to voicemails! John gets butthurt, Brent laughs at dumb still, and CBot is an idiot, so we are banging on all cylinders once again. Wanna Hear Your...

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Oct. 11, 2021

Baby Time! | Bonus

No episode this week as John welcomes his new baby girl into the world, but we will all be back next week. Until then enjoy some awesome sounds from Majungas with their song Nazca Lines. And Huge thanks to Majungas for our mu...

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Oct. 4, 2021

Weekly World News with Greg D’Alessandro | 259

Whether it was the grocery store check-out line or the newsstand around the block, almost everyone has stopped and re-read a headline from the Weekly World News. From Bat Boy running for President to Elvis being spotted on th...

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Sept. 27, 2021

Chasing Ghost with Marc Hartzman | 258

This week the fellas are joined by author Marc Hartzman to talk about his new book Chasing Ghosts. Marc, known as "one of America's leading connoisseurs of the bizarre", talks all things ghosts, world of the weird, and Wheel ...

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Sept. 21, 2021

Clifford Stone: Alien Recovery | 257

So, it turns out "recovery" is a thing in the military. Some folks recover crashed planes, others recover nuclear material, and then there's Clifford Stone...he recovered aliens. Well crashed alien craft and their bodies to b...

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Sept. 20, 2021

Remembering Norm Macdonald | Bonus

Listen Up meatsacks, Conspiracy Bot here. This weeks episode is coming out on Tuesday, not Monday. Today we go dark so I can honor the only meatsack that was worth my respect, Norm Macdonald. Do yourself a favor and Go watch ...

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Sept. 13, 2021

Pacific Northwest Foot Tide | 256

There you are walking along the shores of the Salish Sea when you spot it. What is that, a fish? Some Trash? Nah, just a human foot washed up in a sneaker! Sounds crazy but since 2007 this very thing has happened 21 times! Wh...

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Sept. 6, 2021

Children Remembering Past Lives | 255

"Mommy, I'm hungry. Mommy, I'm bored. Mommy, I remember being a steam boat captain in Peru who drowned in the 1800s..." Who's kid hasn't made those claims, am I right??? No, not everyone? Well some kids do! And then what??? T...

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Aug. 30, 2021

CAFEteria 51: Mexican Sweets | BONUS

Alright, we eat so sketchy stuff on here, so time for a treat for ourselves. It's not insects or the feet of fowl for once. No, we head back down south this CAFEteria 51 to try some of the sweets our neighbors to the south ha...

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Aug. 23, 2021

Edgar Cayce: The Sleeping Prophet | 254

Going to the doctor is such a pain. The forms, the wait, the doctor needing to get into a trance-like state to intuit your cure, the lack of a doctor's license…you know, everyday stuff. Well, it actually was with anyone who w...

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Aug. 16, 2021

Birds Aren't Real | 253

I mean, the title is pretty self-explanatory, but I'm guessing since you're still reading - that you need a bit more. Well, the short version is the government replaced every living bird in the US with a drone. And they're AL...

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Aug. 12, 2021

Mad Blurry Hysteria | 252

Holy cow does this one turn dark. We start off with real life SpongeBob and Patrick, Lucid dreams, and Big Cat Sightings… Then Chris stakes us on a road to internet depravity. You just have to listen! News Stories Mentioned: ...

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Aug. 9, 2021

Charles Hall & Aliens: Tall Whites Or Tall Tale | 251

Ugh… Aliens, am I right? Always wanting to get one up on you in deals, freeze your ions with their microwave pens, and get all expense paid gambling trips via the CIA. It’s a tale as old as time, or at least Charles Hall say...

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Aug. 2, 2021

The Jack Froese Emails: Communiques from the Great Beyond | 250

Sometimes it feels like technology is everywhere in our lives. Like it's omnipresent and the only way we'll truly escape it is when we cash in our chips and head to the big casino in the sky (shameless Jimmy Eat World referen...

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July 26, 2021

The Space Pen Club w/ Martin Keller | 249

While "The Space Pen Club" might sound like a 90's Ska band, the subject in question is actually a new UFOlogy book by Martin Keller. Martin joins the fellas to talk about his new book, his take on the recent UFO hubbub, and ...

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July 22, 2021

Mad Blurry Hysteria | 248

It's Mad Blurry Hysteria time once again as we dive head first into the pool with Guinness Book of World Records for the longest time to hold your breath (It Is Crazy!). Then it’s DNA time – from the air… (nothing to worry ab...

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July 19, 2021

Robert The Doll | 247

Boy gets Doll. Boy names Doll after himself. Boy is forced by Doll to go by his middle name for the rest of his life. Boy is terrorized by Doll nightly until it is locked in the attic. Rinse and repeat. We know what you're th...

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July 12, 2021

Jonathan Maberry | 246

New York Times bestselling author Jonathan Maberry joins the fellas this week to talk about his newest book, Relentless - the latest installment in the popular Joe Ledger thriller series. The chat goes deep into the Ledger se...

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July 5, 2021

Baltic Sea Anomaly: Revisited | 245

Happy 4th of July to all our American listeners! And to everyone else, we hope you had a great weekend! We are taking the week off to celebrate with out families but we didn't forget you. We are dusting off our Baltic Sea An...

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June 28, 2021

Nuremberg Celestial Event: 1561 Space Battle or Spurious Brainwashing…

There's no shortage of art experts and historians who delve deeper in to classic works and find hidden meaning (thanks Dan Brown). Is that really Mary Magdalene in The Last Supper? What exactly is Mona Lisa smiling about? Wha...

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