March 19, 2025
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Dear ChatGPT, write us a song....
"Hysteria in the 51"(To the tune of a pop-punk anthem in the style of Blink-182)
[Verse 1]Brent’s in the driver's seat, the mic’s on fire,Flora’s got the facts to take you higher.Conspiracy Bot’s in the corner, drinking gin,…
Sal the Siren Head: "I Want You Inside Me, Kevin!"
It was a windy Tuesday evening in Chicago, and Kevin Crispin of Sad Times sat nervously at the Hysteria 51 studio. The vibe was light, the drinks were cold, but Kevin had a confession.
"You know, guys, when I was a kid, I had this... irrational fea…
