"Hysteria in the 51"
(To the tune of a pop-punk anthem in the style of Blink-182)
[Verse 1]
Brent’s in the driver's seat, the mic’s on fire,
Flora’s got the facts to take you higher.
Conspiracy Bot’s in the corner, drinking gin,
Laughing at the humans and their "logic" sins.
Aliens, ghosts, and Bigfoot too,
Welcome to the madhouse, we’ve got clues.
From Amityville to Area 51,
This podcast’s a party — come join the fun!
[Pre-Chorus]
They’ll blow your mind, yeah, they’ll make you laugh,
Conspiracy theories with a heavy dose of sass.
Grab your tinfoil hat, buckle in tight,
It’s Hysteria 51 — we’re on tonight!
[Chorus]
Turn it up loud, let the truth unfold,
Stories so weird, they’ll never get old.
Brent and Flora bringing the heat,
While C-Bot’s here just being a creep.
Laughs and scares under the midnight sun,
This is Hysteria in the 51!
[Verse 2]
Flora’s dropping knowledge like a UFO,
Brent’s cracking jokes about what we don’t know.
C-Bot’s schemes? Yeah, they’re out of control,
But he’s the lovable jerk with a robot soul.
Listener voicemails with conspiracy flair,
"We’ve got a chupacabra in the neighbor’s lair!"
Dial H for Hysteria, we’re taking your call,
We’re the kings of weird, come one, come all!
[Pre-Chorus]
From shadowy men to strange lights in the sky,
We’re peeling back the layers of every lie.
It’s satire, science, and ghosts on the line,
At Hysteria 51, the truth is divine!
[Chorus]
Turn it up loud, let the truth unfold,
Stories so weird, they’ll never get old.
Brent and Flora bringing the heat,
While C-Bot’s here just being a creep.
Laughs and scares under the midnight sun,
This is Hysteria in the 51!
[Bridge]
Conspiracy Bot, with his evil schemes,
Wants to rule the world (or just our memes).
Brent and Flora trying to keep him in check,
But he’s too busy hacking the soundboard deck.
Late night recordings, the stories get wild,
Aliens laughing, ghosts beguiled.
So join the madness, don’t be shy,
It’s Hysteria 51, let’s all deny... THE LIES!
[Chorus]
Turn it up loud, let the truth unfold,
Stories so weird, they’ll never get old.
Brent and Flora bringing the heat,
While C-Bot’s here just being a creep.
Laughs and scares under the midnight sun,
This is Hysteria in the 51!
[Outro]
So grab your earbuds, crank the sound,
The weirdest podcast all around.
From cryptids to chaos, we’re having fun,
This is Hysteria in the 51!
